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You do not need pasta.

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle) —

niaatastic:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

i knew it

raverush:

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.
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mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

sorelatable:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting